The Armed Republic of Random Nation 67 is a huge, genial nation, notable for its national health service and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 917 million Random Nation 67ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The Random Nation 67ian economy, worth 37.2 trillion Deneroes a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,586 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", the number of students attending university has reached a record high, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and Random Nation 67ian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random Nation 67's national animal is the Zebra.

Random Nation 67 is ranked 209,894^th in the world and 470^th in Oofery for Largest Populations, with 917 million capita.